I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize