Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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