"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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