Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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