doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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