Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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