Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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