We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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