sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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