Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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