Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
