whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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