remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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