I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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