Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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