i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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