i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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