It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wish my penis had a tongue
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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