Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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