JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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