im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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