I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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