I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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