I hope mine doesn't look like that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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