After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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