Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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