Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I think my moral compass just broke
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