Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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