I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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