Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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