I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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