i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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