brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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