Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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