How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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