Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
pray to the hookup gods
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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