worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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