Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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