i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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