I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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