I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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