Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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