your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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