I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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