i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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