We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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