who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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