He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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