I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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