All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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