I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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