So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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