Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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