Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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