There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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